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`That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet,' said the King, rubbing his hands; `so now let the jury--' `If any one of them can explain it,' said Alice, (she had grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn't a bit afraid of interrupting him), `I'll give him sixpence. I don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it.' The jury all wrote down on their slates, `She doesn't believe there's an atom of meaning in it,' but none of them attempted to explain the paper. `If there's no meaning in it,' said the King, `that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know,' he went on, spreading out the verses on his knee, and looking at them with one eye; `I seem to see some meaning in them, after all. "--said I could not swim--" you ca'n't swim, can you?' he added, turning to the Knave. The Knave shook his head sadly. `Do I look like it?' he said. (Which he certainly did not, being made entirely of cardboard.) `All right, so far,' said the King; and he went on muttering over the verses to himself: `"We know it to be true"--that's the jury, of course--"If she should push the matter on"--that must be the Queen--"What would become of you?"--What, indeed!--"I gave her one, they gave him two"--why, that must be what he did with the tarts, you know--' `But it goes on "they all returned from him to you",` said Alice. `Why, there they are!' said the King triumphantly, pointing to the tarts on the table. `Nothing can be clearer that that. Then again--"before she had this fit"--you never had fits, my dear, I think?' he said to the Queen. `Never!' said the Queen, furiously, throwing an ink-stand at the Lizard as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill had left off writing on his slate with one finger, as he found it made no mark; but he now hastily began again, using the ink, that was trickling down his face, as long as it lasted.) `Then the words don't fit you,' said the King, looking round the court with a smile. There was a dead silence. `It's a pun!' the King added in an angry tone, and everybody laughed. `Let the jury consider their verdict,' the King said, for about the twentieth time that day. `No, no!' said the Queen. `Sentence first--verdict afterwards.' `Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly. `The idea of having the sentence first!' `Hold your tongue!' said the Queen, turning purple. `I wo'n't!' said Alice. `Off with her head!' the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved. `Who cares for you?' said Alice (she had grown to her full size by this time). `You're nothing but a pack of cards!' |
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