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Chapter 33 I do not speak it with regard to the coarseness or cleanness of themor the strength of their gussetsbut pray do not night-shifts differ from day-shifts as much in this particular, as in any thing else in the world; that they so far exceed the others in length, that when you are laid down in them, they fall almost as much below the feet, as the day-shifts fall short of them? Widow Wadmans night-shifts (as was the mode I suppose in King Williams and Queen Annes reigns) were cut however after this fashion; and if the fashion is changed (for in Italy they are come to nothing)so much the worse for the public; they were two Flemish ells and a half in length, so that allowing a moderate woman two ells, she had half an ell to spare, to do what she would with. Now from one little indulgence gained after another, in the many bleak and decemberley nights of a seven years widow-hood, things had insensibly come to this pass, and for the two last years had got establishd into one of the ordinances of the bed-chamberThat as soon as Mrs. Wadman was put to bed, and had got her legs stretched down to the bottom of it, of which she always gave Bridget noticeBridget, with all suitable decorum, having first opend the bed-clothes at the feet, took hold of the half- ell of cloth we are speaking of, and having gently, and with both her hands, drawn it downwards to its furthest extension, and then contracted it again side- long by four or five even plaits, she took a large corking-pin out of her sleeve, and with the point directed towards her, pinnd the plaits all fast together a little above the hem; which done, she tuckd all in tight at the feet, and wishd her mistress a good night. This was constant, and without any other variation than this; that on shivering and tempestuous nights, when Bridget untuckd the feet of the bed, &c. to do thisshe consulted no thermometer but that of her own passions; and so performed it standingkneelingor squatting, according to the different degrees of faith, hope, and charity, she was in, and bore towards her mistress that night. In every other respect, the etiquette was sacred, and might have vied with the most mechanical one of the most inflexible bed- chamber in Christendom. The first night, as soon as the corporal had conducted my uncle Toby up stairs, which was about tenMrs. Wadman threw herself into her arm-chair, and crossing her left knee with her right, which formed a resting-place for her elbow, she reclind her cheek upon the palm of her hand, and leaning forwards, ruminated till midnight upon both sides of the question. The second night she went to her bureau, and having ordered Bridget to bring her up a couple of fresh candles and leave them upon the table, she took out her marriage-settlement, and read it over with great devotion: and the third night (which was the last of my uncle Tobys stay) when Bridget had pulld down the night-shift, and was assaying to stick in the corking pin With a kick of both heels at once, but at the same time the most natural kick that could be kickd in her situationfor supposing ......... to be the sun in its meridian, it was a north-east kickshe kickd the pin out of her fingersthe etiquette which hung upon it, downdown it fell to the ground, and was shiverd into a thousand atoms. From all which it was plain that widow Wadman was in love with my uncle Toby. |
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