And the Cellar goes down with a step. (Grand Chorus.)
VII 1st Vo. Want Matches? 2nd Vo. Yes! Yes! Yes! 1st Vo. Want Matches? 2nd Vo. No! 1st Vo. Want
Matches? 2nd Vo. Yes! Yes! Yes! 1st Vo Want Matches? 2nd Vo. No!
VIII As I walk'd forth one May morning To see the fields so pleasant and so gay, O! there did I spy a young
maiden sweet, Among the violets that smell so sweet, smell so sweet, smell so sweet, Among the violets
that smell so sweet.
IX
Hail Matrimony, made of Love! To thy wide gates how great a drove On purpose to be yok'd do come; Widows
and Maids and Youths also, That lightly trip on beauty's toe, Or sit on beauty's bum.
Hail fingerfooted lovely Creatures! The females of our human natures, Formèd to suckle all Mankind. 'Tis
you that come in time of need, Without you we should never breed, Or any comfort find.
For if a Damsel's blind or lame, Or Nature's hand has crook'd her frame, Or if she's deaf, or is wall-eyed; Yet,
if her heart is well inclin'd, Some tender lover she shall find That panteth for a Bride.
The universal Poultice this, To cure whatever is amiss In Damsel or in Widow gay! It makes them smile, it
makes them skip; Like birds, just curèd of the pip, They chirp and hop away.
Then come, ye maidens! come, ye swains! Come and be cur'd of all your pains In Matrimony's Golden
Cage --
X
To be or not to be Of great capacity, Like Sir Isaac Newton, Or Locke, or Doctor South, Or Sherlock upon
Death -- I'd rather be Sutton!
For he did build a house For agèd men and youth, With walls of brick and stone; He furnish'd it within With
whatever he could win, And all his own.
He drew out of the Stocks His money in a box, And sent his servant To Green the Bricklayer, And to the
Carpenter; He was so fervent.
The chimneys were threescore, The windows many more; And, for convenience, He sinks and gutters
made, And all the way he pav'd To hinder pestilence.
Was not this a good man -- Whose life was but a span, Whose name was Sutton -- As Locke, or Doctor
South, Or Sherlock upon Death, Or Sir Isaac Newton?
XI This city and this country has brought forth many mayors To sit in state, and give forth laws out' of
their old oak chairs, With face as brown as any nut with drinking of strong ale -- Good English hospitality,
O then it did not fail! With scarlet gowns and broad gold lace, would make a yeoman sweat; With stockings roll'd above their
knees and shoes as black as jet With eating beef and drinking beer, O they were stout and hale -- Good
English hospitality, O then it did not fail!
Thus sitting at the table wide the mayor and aldermen Were fit to give law to the city; each ate as much
as ten: The hungry poor enter'd the hall to eat good beef and ale -- Good English hospitality, O then it did
not fail!
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