‘Oakleaves, soaked in warm water and put under the bed, are recommended by some,’ said Mrs de Claux.

‘A glass of Benedictine, with a drop of eau-de-Cologne—’ said Sir Lulworth.

‘I have tried every known remedy,’ said Lola, with dignity; I’ve been a martyr to insomnia for years.’

‘But now we are being martyrs to it,’ said Odo sulkily; ‘I’ve particularly want to land a big coup over this race.’

‘I don’t have insomnia for my own amusement,’ snapped Lola.

‘Let us hope for the hest,’ said Mrs de Claux soothingly; ‘tonight may prove all exception to the fifth-night rule.’

But when breakfast time came round again Lola reported a blank night as far as visions were concerned.

‘I don’t suppose I had as much as ten minutes’ sleep, and, certainly, no dreams.’

‘I’m so sorry, for your sake in the first place, and ours as well,’ said her hostess; ‘do you think you could induce a short nap after breakfast? It would be so good for you—and you might dream something. There would still be time for us to get our bets on.’

‘I’ll try if you like,’ said Lola; ‘it sounds rather like a small child being sent to bed in disgrace.’

‘I’ll come and read the Encyclopœdia Britannica to you if you think it will make you sleep any sooner,’ said Bertie obligingly.

Rain was falling too steadily to permit of outdoor amusement, and the party suffered considerably during the next two hours from the absolute quiet that was enforced all over the house in order to give Lola every chance of achieving slumber. Even the click of billiard balls was considered a possible factor of disturbance, and the canaries were carried down to the gardener’s lodge, while the cuckoo clock in the hall was muffled under several layers of rugs. A notice, ‘Please do not Knock or Ring,’ was posted on the front door at Bertie’s suggestion, and guests and servants spoke in tragic whispers as though the dread presence of death or sickness had invaded the house. The precautions proved of no avail: Lola added a sleepless morning to a wakeful night, and the bets of the party had to be impartially divided between Nursery Tea and the French Colt.

‘So provoking to have to split our bets,’ said Mrs de Claux, as her guests gathered in the hall later in the day, waiting for the result of the race.

‘I did my best for you,’ said Lola, feeling that she was not getting her due share of gratitude; ‘I told you what I had seen in my dreams, a brown horse, called Bread and Butter, winning easily from all the rest.’

‘What?’ screamed Bertie, jumping up from his seat, ‘a brown horse! Miserable woman, you never said a word about it’s being a brown horse.’

‘Didn’t I?’ faltered Lola. ‘I thought I told you it was a brown horse. It was certainly brown in both dreams. But I don’t see what colour has got to do with it. Nursery Tea and Le Five O’Clock are both chestnuts.’

‘Merciful Heaven! Doesn’t brown bread and butter with a sprinkling of lemon in the colours suggest anything to you?’ raged Bertie.

A slow, cumulative groan broke from the assembly as the meaning of his words gradually dawned on his hearers.


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