joy. This Lanfert was a stout brawny carpenter, who the other day had brought into his yard a large oak,
which he had begun to cleave, and struck into it two wedges, so that the cleft lay a great way open, at
which the fox rejoiced, as it was just what he wished. Then, with a smiling countenance, turning to the
bear, Behold now, he said, dear uncle, and be careful of yourself; for within this tree is contained so
much honey, that if you can get to it you will find it immeasurable; yet be cautious, good uncle, and eat
moderately. The combs are sweet and good, but a surfeit is always dangerous, and may prove troublesome
on your journey, which I would not for the world, as no harm can happen to you but must redound to my
dishonor. Concern not yourself for me, faith, nephew Reynard; I am not such a fool but I can temper
my appetite if I can only get at the honey. True, I was perhaps too bold to say what I did, my best uncle; so
I pray you enter in at the end, and you shall there find what you want. With all haste the bear entered
the tree with his fore feet forward, and thrust his head into the hole quite over the ears. When the fox
saw this, he instantly ran and pulled the wedges out of the tree, so that the bear remained locked fast.
Neither flattery nor anger now availed the bear, for his nephew had got him in so fast a prison, that it
was impossible to free himself by any maneuver. What profited him his great strength and valor now?
They only served to irritate and annoy him; and deprived of all relief, he began to howl and bray, to scratch
and tumble, and make such a noise, that Lanfert came running hastily out of the house to see what was
the matter. He held a sharp hook in his hand, and while the bear lay tearing and roaring in the tree, the
fox cried out in scorn, He is coming, uncle! I fear you will not like the honey; is it good? Do not eat too
much; pleasant things are apt to surfeit, and you will delay your journey back to court. If your belly be
too full, Lanfert will give you drink to digest it. Having said which, he set off towards his castle again.
Lanfert, finding that the bear was taken fast, ran to his neighbors and desired them to come. The tidings
spreading through the town, there was neither man, woman, nor child but ran to see; some with one
weapon and some with another, goads, rakes, and broom-staves, and whatever they could lay hands
on. The priest bore the handle of a large cross, the clerk had holy water, and the priests wife, Dame
Jullock, brought her distaff, as she happened to be spinning: nay, the old beldams came that had never
a tooth in their heads. Hearing the approach of this army, Bruin fell into great fear, there being none but
himself to withstand them; and as they came thundering down upon him, he struggled so fiercely that
he contrived to get his head out of jeopardy by leaving behind the best part of the skin, along with his
ears, insomuch that never age beheld a more foul ugly beast; for the blood covered his face and hands,
leaving his claws and skin behind him, so that he could hardly move or see. It was an ill market he
came to, for in spite of this torment Lanfert and his crew came upon him, and so belabored him with
staves, and hooks, and rakes, that it might well be a warning to every one taken in misery, showing how
the weakest must evermore go to the wall. This Bruin cruelly experienced, every one venting their fury
upon his hide, even Houghlin with his crooked leg, and Ludolf with the long broad nose; the one armed
with a leaden mall, and the other with an iron scourge. None lashed so hard as Sir Bertolf with the long
fingers, and none annoyed him more than Lanfert and Ortam, one being armed with a sharp Welsh
hook, and the second with a crooked staff heavily leaded at the end, with which he used to play at stab-
ball. There was Burkin and Armes Ablequack, Bane the priest with his cross-handle, and Jullock his
wife. All these so belabored the poor bear that his life was in extreme jeopardy; he sat and sighed sadly
during the massacre, but the thundering weight of Lanferts fierce blows was the most cruel to bear; for
Dame Podge, at Casport, was his mother, and his father was Marob, the staple-maker, a passing stout
man when he was alone. From him Bruin received such a shower of stones, at the same time that Lanferts
brother wielded him a savage blow upon the pate, that he could no longer see nor hear, but made a
desperate plunge into the adjoining river, through a cluster of old wives standing by, many of whom he
threw into the water, which was broad and deep, among whom was the parsons wife. Seeing her floating
there like a sea-mew, the holy man left off striking the bear, crying out, Help, oh, help! Dame Jullock is
in the water! I absolve the man, woman, or child that saves her, from all their sins and transgressions,
past and to come, and I remit all penance. Hearing this, all left the pursuit of the bear to succor Dame
Jullock, upon which Bruin cut the stream with fresh strength, and swam away. The priest only pursued
him, crying in great rage, Turn, villain, turn, that I may be revenged upon thee! But the bear, having
the advantage of the stream, heeded not his calling, for he was proud of the triumph of having escaped
from them. He bitterly cursed the honey the honey tree, and more bitterly the fox, who had not only
betrayed him, but made him lose his hood from his face and his leather gloves from his fingers. In this