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The mountaineer took the chair Goree offered him. They who cast doubts upon Garveys soundness of mind had a strong witness in the mans countenance. His face was too long, a dull saffron in hue, and immobile as a statues. Pale-blue, unwinking round eyes without lashes added to the singularity of his gruesome visage. Goree was at a loss to account for the visit. Everything all right at Laurel, Mr. Garvey? he inquired. Everything all right, sir, and mighty pleased is Missis Garvey and me with the property. Missis Garvey likes yo old place, and she likes the neighbourhood. Society is what she lows she wants, and she is gettin of it. The Rogerses, the Hapgoods, the Pratts, and the Troys hev been to see Missis Garvey, and she hev et meals to most of thar houses. The best folks hev axed her to differnt kinds of doins. I cyant say, Mr. Goree, that sech things suits mefur me, give me them thar. Garveys huge, yellow-gloved hand flourished in the direction of the mountains. Thars whar I blong, mongst the wild honey bees and the bars. But that aint what I come fur to say, Mr. Goree. Thars somethin you got what me and Missis Garvey wants to buy. Buy? echoed Goree. From me? Then he laughed harshly. I reckon you are mistaken about that. I reckon you are mistaken about that. I sold out to you, as you yourself expressed it, lock, stock and barrel. There isnt even a ramrod left to sell. Youve got it; and we uns want it. Take the money, says Missis Garvey, and buy it far and squar. Goree shook his head. The cupboards bare, he said. Weve riz, pursued the mountaineer, undeflected from his object, a heap. We was pore as possums, and now we could hev folks to dinner every day. We been reconized, Missis Garvey says, by the best society. But theres somethin we need we aint got. She says it ought to be put in the ventory ov the sale, but it taint thar. Take the money, then, says she, and buy it far and squar. Out with it, said Goree, his racked nerves growing impatient. Garvey threw his slouch hat upon the table, and leaned forward, fixing his unblinking eyes upon Gorees. Theres a old feud, he said distinctly and slowly, tween you uns and the Coltranes. Goree frowned ominously. To speak of his feud to a feudist is a serious breach of the mountain etiquette. The man from back yan knew it as well as the lawyer did. Na offence, he went on, but purely in the way of business. Missis Garvey hev studied all about feuds. Most of the quality folks in the mountains hev em. The Settles and the Goforths, the Rankins and the Boyds, the Silers and the Galloways, hev all been cyarin on feuds fom twenty to a hundred year. The last man to drap was when yo uncle, Jedge Paisley Goree, journed cot and shot Len Coltrane fom the bench. Missis Garvey and me, we come fom the po white trash. Nobody wouldnt pick a feud with we uns, no mon with a famly of tree-toads. Quality people everywhar, says Missis Garvey, has feuds. We uns aint quality, but were buyin into it as fur as we can. Take the money, then, says Missis Garvey, and buy Mr. Gorees feud, far and squar. The squirrel hunter straightened a leg half across the room, drew a roll of bills from his pocket, and threw them on the table. Thars two hundred dollars, Mr. Goree; what you would call a far price for a feud thats been lowed to run down like yourn hev. Thars only you left to cyar on yo side of it, and youd make mighty po killin. Ill take it off yo hands, and itll set me and Missis Garvey up among the quality. Thars the money. The little roll of currency on the table slowly untwisted itself, writhing and jumping as its folds relaxed. In the silence that followed Garveys last speech the rattling of the poker chips in the court-house could |
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