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Around to the jail comes old Doc again in about a week. I was flea-bitten, a mite sarcastic, and fundamentally hungry. Any Confederate ironclads in the offing? I asks. Do you notice any sounds resembling the approach of Jeb Stewarts cavalry overland or Stonewall Jackson sneaking up in the rear? If you do, I wish youd say so. Its too soon yet for help to come, says Doc. The sooner the better, says I. I dont care if it gets in fully fifteen minutes before I am shot; and if you happen to lay eyes on Beauregard or Albert Sidney Johnston or any of the relief corps, wig-wag em to hike along. Theres been no answer received yet, says Doc. Dont forget, says I, that theres only four days more. I dont know how you propose to work this thing, Doc, I says to him, but it seems to me Id sleep better if you had got a government that was alive and on the maplike Afghanistan or Great Britain, or old man Krugers kingdom, to take this matter up. I dont mean any disrespect to your Confederate States, but I cant help feeling that my chances of being pulled out of this scrape was decidedly weakened when General Lee surrendered. Its your only chance, said Doc; dont quarrel with it. What did your own country do for you? It was only two days before the morning I was to be shot, when Doc Millikin came around again. All right, Yank, he says. Helps come. The Confederate States of America is going to apply for your release. The representatives of the government arrived on a fruit-steamer last night. Bully! says Ibully for you, Doc! I suppose its marines with a Gatling. Im going to love your country all I can for this. Negotiations, says old Doc, will be opened between the two governments at once. You will know later on to-day if they are successful. About four in the afternoon a soldier in red trousers brings a paper round to the jail, and they unlocks the door and I walks out. The guard at the door bows and I bows, and I steps into the grass and wades around to Doc Millikins shack. Doc was sitting in his hammock playing Dixie, soft and low and out of tune, on his flute. I interrupted him at Look away! look away! and shook his hand for five minutes. I never thought, says Doc, taking a chew fretfully, that Id ever try to save any blame Yanks life. But, Mr. OKeefe, I dont see but what you are entitled to be considered part human, anyhow. I never thought Yanks had any of the rudiments of decorum and laudability about them. I reckon I might have been too aggregative in my tabulation. But it aint me you want to thankits the Confederate States of America. And Im much obliged to em, says I. Its a poor man that wouldnt be patriotic with a country thats saved his life. Ill drink to the Stars and Bars whenever theres a flag-staff and a glass convenient. But where, says I, are the rescuing troops? If there was a gun fired or a shell burst, I didnt hear it. Doc Millikin raises up and points out the window with his flute at the banana-steamer loading with fruit. Yank, says he, theres a steamer thats going to sail in the morning. If I was you, Id sail on it. The Confederate Governments done all it can for you. There wasnt a gun fired. The negotiations was carried on secretly between the two nations by the purser of that steamer. I got him to do it because I didnt want to appear in it. Twelve thousand dollars was paid to the officials in bribes to let you go. |
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