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That was only getting the pumpkin ready, says Bassett, braggy and cheerful. The coach and sixll drive up to the door before you know it, Miss Cinderella. Maybe youve got some scheme under your sleeve-holders that will give us a start. Son, says I, Im fifteen years older than you are, and young enough yet to take out an endowment policy. Ive been broke before. We can see the lights of that town not half a smile away. I learned under Montague Silver, the greatest street man that ever spoke from a wagon. There are hundreds of men walking those streets this moment with grease-spots on their clothes. Give me a gasoline lamp, a dry- goods box, and a two-dollar bar of white castile soap, cut into little Wheres your two dollars? snickered Bill Bassett into my discourse. There was no use arguing with that burglar. No, he goes on; youre both babes-in-the-wood. Finance has closed the mahogany desk, and trade has put the shutters up. Both of you look to labour to start the wheels going. All right. You admit it. To- night Ill show you what Bill Bassett can do. Bassett tells me and Ricks not to leave the cabin till he comes back, even if its daylight, and then he starts off toward town, whistling gay. This Alfred E. Ricks pulls off his shoes and his coat, lays a silk handkerchief over his hat, and lays down on the floor. I think I will endeavour to secure a little slumber, he squeaks. The day has been fatiguing. Good night, my dear Mr. Peters. My regards to Morpheus, says I. I think Ill sit up a while. About two oclock, as near as I could guess by my watch in Peavine, home comes our labouring man and kicks up Ricks, and calls us to the streak of bright moonlight shining in the cabin door. Then he spreads out five packages of one thousand dollars each on the floor, and begins to cackle over the nest- egg like a hen. Ill tell you a few things about that town, says he. Its named Rocky Springs, and theyre building a Masonic temple, and it looks like the Democratic candidate for mayor is going to get soaked by a Pop, and Judge Tuckers wife, who has been down with pleurisy, is some better. I had a talk on these lilliputian thesises before I could get a siphon in the fountain of knowledge that I was after. And theres a bank there called the Lumbermans Fidelity and Ploughmans Savings Institution. It closed for business yesterday with $23,000 cash on hand. It will open this morning with $18,000all silverthats the reason I didnt bring more. There you are, trade and capital. Now, will you be bad? My young friend, says Alfred E. Ricks, holding up his hands, have you robbed this bank? Dear me, dear me! You couldnt call it that, says Bassett. Robbing sounds harsh. All I had to do was to find out what street it was on. That town is so quiet that I could stand on the corner and hear the tumblers clicking in that safe lockright to 45; left twice to 80; right once to 60; left to 15as plain as the Yale captain giving orders in the football dialect. Now, boys, says Bassett, this is an early rising town. They tell me the citizens are all up and stirring before daylight. I asked what for, and they said because breakfast was ready at that time. And what of merry Robin Hood? It must be Yoicks! and away with the tinkers chorus. Ill stake you How much do you want? Speak up, Capital. My dear young friend, says this ground squirrel of a Ricks, standing on his hind legs and juggling nuts in his paws, I have friends in Denver who would assist me. If I had a hundred dollars I |
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