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Got any dough with you, Annie? he asked. Annie looked at him sharply. Oh, I know what that look means, said Thomas. Youre wrong. Not another drop. But theres a guy that was standing next to me in the Bed Line over there thats in a bad shape. Hes the right kind, and hes got wives or kids or something, and hes on the sick-list. No booze. If you could dig up half a dollar for him so he could get a decent bed Id like it. Annies fingers began to wiggle in her purse. Sure, Ive got money, said she. Lots of it. Twelve dollars. And then she added, with womans ineradicable suspicion of vicarious benevolence: Bring him here and let me see him first. Thomas went on his mission. The wan Bed Liner came readily enough. As the two drew near, Annie looked up from her purse and screamed: Mr. WalterohMr. Walter! Is that you, Annie? said the young man weakly. Oh, Mr. Walter!and the Missis hunting high and low for you! Does mother want to see me? he asked, with a flush coming out on his pale cheek. Shes been hunting for you high and low. Sure, she wants to see you. She wants you to come home. Shes tried police and morgues and lawyers and advertising and detectives and rewards and everything. And then she took up clearvoyants. Youll go right home, wont you, Mr. Walter? Gladly, if she wants me, said the young man. Three years is a long time. I suppose Ill have to walk up, though, unless the street-cars are giving free rides. I used to walk and beat that old plug team of bays we used to drive to the carriage. Have they got them yet? They have, said Thomas feelingly. And theyll have em ten years from now. The life of the royal elephantibus truckhorseibus is one hundred and forty-nine years. Im the coachman. Just got my reappointment five minutes ago. Lets all ride up in a surface carthat iserif Annie will pay the fares. On the Broadway car Annie handed each one of the prodigals a nickel to pay the conductor. Seems to me you are mighty reckless the way you throw large sums of money around, said Thomas sarcastically. In that purse, said Annie decidedly, is exactly $11.85. I shall take every cent of it to-morrow and give it to Professor Cherubusco, the greatest man in the world. Well, said Thomas, I guess he must be a pretty fly guy to pipe off things the way he does. Im glad his spooks told him where you could find me. If youll give me his address, some day Ill go up there myself, and shake his hand. Presently Thomas moved tentatively in his seat, and thoughtfully felt an abrasion or two on his knees and elbows. Say, Annie, said he confidentially, maybe its one of the last dreams of the booze, but Ive a kind of a recollection of riding in an automobile with a swell guy that took me to a house full of eagles and arc lights. He fed me on biscuits and hot air, and then kicked me down the front steps. If it was the d ts, why am I so sore? Shut up, you fool, said Annie. |
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