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Then why do you remember it now? said I. Is ut like Id forget? Ivry word that wicked ould woman spoke fell thrue in my life aftherwards, an I cud ha stud ut allstud ut all,excipt when my little Shadd was born. That was on the line av march three months afther the regiment was taken with cholera. We were betune Umballa an Kalka thin, an I was on picket. Whin I came off duty the women showed me the child, an ut turned on uts side an died as I looked. We buried him by the road, an Father Victor was a days march behind wid the heavy baggage, so the compny captain read a prayer. An since then Ive been a childless man, an all else that ould Mother Sheehy put upon me an Dinah Shadd. What do you think, sorr? I thought a good deal, but it seemed better then to reach out for Mulvaneys hand. The demonstration nearly cost me the use of three fingers. Whatever he knows of his weaknesses, Mulvaney is entirely ignorant of his strength. But what do you think? he repeated, as I was straightening out the crushed fingers. My reply was drowned in yells and outcries from the next fire, where ten men were shouting for Orthris, Privit Orthris, Mistah Ortherris! Deah boy, Capn Orthris, Field-Marshal Orthris, Stanley, you pennorth o pop, come ere to your own compny! And the cockney, who had been delighting another audience with recondite and Rabelaisian yarns, was shot down among his admirers by the major force. Youve crumpled my dress-shirt orrid, said he, an I shant sing no more to this ere bloomin drawin- room. Learoyd, roused by the confusion, uncoiled himself, crept behind Ortheris, and slung him aloft on his shoulders. Sing, ye bloomin hummin bird! said he, and Ortheris, beating time on Learoyds skull, delivered himself, in the raucous voice of the Ratcliffe Highway, of this song: When I was a London lad, An I went on the drink for a fortnight, An then I went to the bad. The Queen she give me a shillin To fight for er over the seas; But Guvment built me a fever-trap, An Injia give me disease. Chorus. An dont you go for the beer; But I was an ass when I was at grass, An that is why Im here. The beggar e fired again, An I lay on my bed with a ole in my ed, An missed the next campaign! I up with my gun at a Burman Who carried a bloomin dab, But the cartridge stuck and the baynit bruk, An all I got was the scar. Chorus. When you stand on the sky-line clear; An dont you go for a Burman If none o your friends is near. An wetted my stripes with pop, For I went on the bend with a intimate friend, An finished the night in the shop. I served my time for a sergeant; The colonel e sez No! The most youll see is a full C.B.1 An very next night twas so. |
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