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He said: It is a good point. Would a dog do? I said I did not know, but we could try a dog and see. So he sent out an aide-de-camp to give the order to add the dog. The six privates of the Present Tense now filed in, in charge of Sergeant Avere (to have), and displaying their banner. They formed in line of battle, and recited, one at a time, thus: Io ho un cane, I have a dog. Tu hai un cane, thou hast a dog. Egli ha un cane, he has a dog. Noi abbiamo un cane, we have a dog. Voi avete un cane, you have a dog. Eglino hanno un cane, they have a dog. No comment followed. They returned to camp, and I reflected a while. The commander said: I fear you are disappointed. Yes, I said; they are too monotonous, too singsong, too dead-and-alive; they have no expression, no elocution. It isnt natural; it could never happen in real life. A person who has just acquired a dog is either blame glad or blame sorry. He is not on the fence. I never saw a case. What the nation do you suppose is the matter with these people? He thought maybe the trouble was with the dog. He said: These are contadini, you know, and they have a prejudice against dogsthat is, against marimane. Marimana dogs stand guard over peoples vines and olives, you know, and are very savage, and thereby a grief and an inconvenience to persons who want other peoples things at night. In my judgment they have taken this dog for a marimana, and have soured on him. I saw that the dog was a mistake, and not functionable: we must try something else; something, if possible, that could evoke sentiment, interest, feeling. What is cat, in Italian? I asked. Gatto. Is it a gentleman cat, or a lady? Gentleman cat. How are these people as regards that animal? We-ll, theythey You hesitate: that is enough. How are they about chickens? He tilted his eyes towards heaven in mute ecstasy. I understood. |
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