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[Exit Servant. Enter Sir Lucius OTrigger. Sir Luc. Mr. Acres, I am delighted to embrace you. Acres. My dear Sir Lucius, I kiss your hands. Sir Luc. Pray, my friend, what has brought you so suddenly to Bath? Acres. Faith! I have followed Cupids Jack-a-lantern, and find myself in a quagmire at last.In short, I have been very ill used, Sir Lucius.I dont choose to mention names, but look on me as on a very ill-used gentleman. Sir Luc. Pray what is the case?I ask no names. Acres. Mark me, Sir Lucius, I fall as deep as need be in love with a young ladyher friends take my partI follow her to Bathsend word of my arrival; and receive answer, that the lady is to be otherwise disposed of.This, Sir Lucius, I call being ill-used. Sir Luc. Very ill, upon my conscience.Pray, can you divine the cause of it? Acres. Why, theres the matter; she has another lover, one Beverley, who, I am told, is now in Bath.Odds slanders and lies! he must be at the bottom of it. Sir Luc. A rival in the case, is there?and you think he has supplanted you unfairly? Acres. Unfairly! to be sure he has. He never could have done it fairly. Sir Luc. Then sure you know what is to be done! Acres. Not I, upon my soul! Sir Luc. We wear no swords here, but you understand me. Acres. What! fight him. Sir Luc. Ay, to be sure: what can I mean else? Acres. But he has given me no provocation. Sir Luc. Now, I think he has given you the greatest provocation in the world. Can a man commit a more heinous offence against another than to fall in love with the same woman? Oh, by my soul! it is the most unpardonable breach of friendship. Acres. Breach of friendship! ay, ay; but I have no acquaintance with this man. I never saw him in my life. Sir Luc. Thats no argument at allhe has the less right then to take such a liberty. Acres. Gad, thats trueI grow full of anger, Sir Lucius!fire apace! Odds hilts and blades! I find a man may have a deal of valour in him, and not know it! But couldnt I contrive to have a little right on my side? Sir Luc. What the devil signifies right, when your honour is concerned? Do you think Achilles, or my little Alexander the Great, ever inquired where the right lay? No, by my soul, they drew their broad- swords, and left the lazy sons of peace to settle the justice of it. |
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