DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose his hair.

OF SYRACUSE

Why, thou didst conclude hairy men plain dealers without wit.

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

The plainer dealer, the sooner lost: yet he loseth
it in a kind of jollity.

OF SYRACUSE

For what reason?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

For two; and sound ones too.

OF SYRACUSE

Nay, not sound, I pray you.

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Sure ones, then.

OF SYRACUSE

Nay, not sure, in a thing falsing.

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Certain ones then.

OF SYRACUSE

Name them.

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

The one, to save the money that he spends in
trimming; the other, that at dinner they should not
drop in his porridge.

OF SYRACUSE

You would all this time have proved there is no
time for all things.

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Marry, and did, sir; namely, no time to recover hair
lost by nature.

OF SYRACUSE

But your reason was not substantial, why there is no
time to recover.