MOTH

How many is one thrice told?

ADRIANO DE ARMADO

I am ill at reckoning; it fitteth the spirit of a tapster.

MOTH

You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir.

ADRIANO DE ARMADO

I confess both: they are both the varnish of a
complete man.

MOTH

Then, I am sure, you know how much the gross sum of
deuce-ace amounts to.

ADRIANO DE ARMADO

It doth amount to one more than two.

MOTH

Which the base vulgar do call three.

ADRIANO DE ARMADO

True.

MOTH

Why, sir, is this such a piece of study? Now here
is three studied, ere ye'll thrice wink: and how
easy it is to put 'years' to the word 'three,' and
study three years in two words, the dancing horse
will tell you.

ADRIANO DE ARMADO

A most fine figure!

MOTH

To prove you a cipher.

ADRIANO DE ARMADO

I will hereupon confess I am in love: and as it is
base for a soldier to love, so am I in love with a
base wench. If drawing my sword against the humour
of affection would deliver me from the reprobate
thought of it, I would take Desire prisoner, and
ransom him to any French courtier for a new-devised
courtesy. I think scorn to sigh: methinks I should
outswear Cupid. Comfort, me, boy: what great men
have been in love?

MOTH

Hercules, master.

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