Lord Windermere I am not called on to encourage Lord Augustus, I suppose?

Mrs Erlynne Oh, no! I do the encouraging. But you will make me a handsome settlement,° Windermere, won’t you?

Lord Windermere (frowning) Is that what you want to talk to me about tonight?

Mrs Erlynne Yes.

Lord Windermere (with a gesture of impatience) I will not talk of it here.

Mrs Erlynne (laughing) Then we will talk of it on the terrace. Even business should have a picturesque background. Should it not, Windermere? With a proper background women can do anything.

Lord Windermere Won’t tomorrow do as well?

Mrs Erlynne No; you see, tomorrow I am going to accept him. And I think it would be a good thing if I was able to tell him that I had—well, what shall I say?—£2,000 a year left me by a third cousin—or a second husband—or some distant relative of that kind. It would be an additional attraction, wouldn’t it? You have a delightful opportunity of paying me a compliment, Windermere. But you are not very clever at paying compliments. I am afraid Margaret doesn’t encourage you in that excellent habit. It’s a great mistake on her part. When men give up saying what is charming, they give up thinking what is charming. But seriously, what do you say to £2,000? £2,500, I think. In modern life margin is everything. Windermere, don’t you think the world an intensely amusing place? I do!

Exit on terrace with Lord Windermere. Music strikes up° in ball-room

Lady windermere To stay in this house any longer is impossible. Tonight a man who loves me offered me his whole life. I refused it. It was foolish of me. I will offer him mine now. I will give him mine. I will go to him! (Puts on cloak and goes to the door, then turns back. Sits down at table and writes a letter, puts it into an envelope, and leaves it on table) Arthur has never understood me. When he reads this, he will. He may do as he chooses now with his life. I have done with mine as I think best, as I think right. It is he who has broken the bond of marriage—not I! I only break its bondage.

Exit° [Lady Windermere.] Parker enters L. and crosses towards the ball-room R. Enter Mrs Erlynne

Mrs Erlynne Is Lady Windermere in the ball-room?

Parker Her ladyship has just gone out.

Mrs Erlynne Gone out? She’s not on the terrace?

Parker No, madam. Her ladyship has just gone out of the house.

Mrs Erlynne (starts, and looks at the servant with a puzzled expression on her face) Out of the house?

Parker Yes, madam—her ladyship told me she had left a letter for his lordship on the table.

Mrs Erlynne A letter for Lord Windermere?

Parker Yes, madam!

Mrs Erlynne Thank you.

Exit Parker. The music in the ball-room stops°