Mabel Chiltern How very selfish of you!

Lord Goring I am very selfish.

Mabel Chiltern You are always telling me of your bad qualities, Lord Goring.

Lord Goring I have only told you half of them as yet, Miss Mabel!

Mabel Chiltern Are the others very bad?

Lord Goring Quite dreadful! When I think of them at night I go to sleep at once.

Mabel Chiltern Well, I delight in your bad qualities. I wouldn’t have you part with one of them.

Lord Goring How very nice of you! But then you are always nice. By the way, I want to ask you a question, Miss Mabel. Who brought Mrs Cheveley here? That woman in heliotrope, who has just gone out of the room with your brother?

Mabel Chiltern Oh, I think Lady Markby brought her. Why do you ask?

Lord Goring I hadn’t seen her for years, that is all.

Mabel Chiltern What an absurd reason!

Lord Goring All reasons are absurd.

Mabel Chiltern What sort of a woman is she?

Lord Goring Oh! a genius in the daytime and a beauty at night!

Mabel Chiltern I dislike her already.

Lord Goring That shows your admirable good taste.

Vicomte de Nanjac (approaching) Ah, the English young lady is the dragon of good taste,° is she not? Quite the dragon of good taste.

Lord Goring So the newspapers are always telling us.

Vicomte de Nanjac I read all your English newspapers, I find them so amusing.

Lord Goring Then, my dear Nanjac, you must certainly read between the lines.

Vicomte de Nanjac I should like to, but my professor objects. (To Mabel Chiltern) May I have the pleasure of escorting you to the music-room, Mademoiselle?

Mabel Chiltern (looking very disappointed) Delighted, Vicomte, quite delighted! (Turning to Lord Goring) Aren’t you coming to the music-room?

Lord Goring Not if there is any music going on, Miss Mabel.

Mabel Chiltern (severely) The music is in German. You would not understand it.

Goes out with the Vicomte de Nanjac. Lord Caversham comes up to his son