unable to ask for a single article of food in the German language. "If you, sir," I said "will ask my accuser
what I offered him, and what was said on both sides before finally settling to give him 2,000 thalers for
his services, you will readily convince yourself of the absolute falsehood of the charge, which could only
have been made in pure spite or envy." A long talk in German between the magistrate and my accuser
ended in the magistrate saying that I was dismissed, and found not guilty of the charge laid against
me; "but," added the magistrate, "you must leave by post-wagon this afternoon." I expressed my astonishment
of this treatment, telling him that I wished to stay in Nüremburg for several more days, and I intimated
that I should at once ask the protection of our Minister at Munich. "It is for your own protection that
I wish you to go," said the magistrate; "if you stay here you will be stoned." "Surely," said I, "after such
an abominable charge has been brought against me, I cannot sheer off in so cowardly a manner, and
must look to you for protection during my stay here." "Well, if you wish, you can have the protection of
two officers wherever you go." I thanked him, and accepted the escort he had offered. This was rather
good fun at first, but it soon began to be very irksome. We were stared at by all the visitors at the hotel.
We had to pay for the admission of these men at all the places of amusement we visited, etc.; so we
hurried our explorations of this very interesting old town, and on the third morning after my arrest we
commenced our return journey. Our guards appear to have had strict orders; they went on the coach
with us all the way until we passed the frontier, and found ourselves in Prussia, and not until then did
we get rid of their really unnecessary services. I have never found out the facts, but I have always strongly
suspected that this charge was got up against me to pay off the little trick on the German spy who wanted
to get at the secrets of my manufacture by his pretended invention of a machine for making hooks and
eyes. However, "All's well that ends well;" and I was glad to return home from a very enjoyable holiday,
invigorated in health, and quite ready to set to work again on whatever might come first on the tapis.